Monday, May 11, 2026

DNF Review - The Last Page

The Last Page

By: Katie Holt

Expected Publication: May 12, 2026 by Alcove Press

320 pages

Genre: Adult, Contemporary

Source: Publisher via Edelweiss (Thank you!!)

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Goodreads description--A bookseller with a dream of running her beloved bookstore vs. the owner’s out-of-touch grandson who inherits everything. Game on.

From the author of Not in My Book comes another irresistible, bookish contemporary romance.

Ella has grown up at The Last Page, a charming local bookstore in New York City where she now works. Her first kiss was in the women’s health section. A boyfriend dumped her in comedy. The owner is like a second father to her and has begun training her to take over the store. So when he unexpectedly dies and his estranged grandson is left everything in the will, Ella is devastated.

Henry doesn’t know the first thing about running a bookstore. With his aging mom back in Tennessee, he plans to stay in New York just long enough to ensure things are running smoothly and then head back home. What he never could have counted on was the beautiful, funny bookseller who loves The Last Page more than any place in the world—and who sees him as the villain who’s come to ruin her life.

But when it becomes evident that the store is in deep financial trouble and Henry and Ella are both at risk of losing everything, they have no choice but to put their differences aside and team up—despite the inconvenient chemistry blossoming between them.

Fans of Christina Lauren and Ali Hazelwood will adore this rivals-to-friends-to-lovers bookish romance!

I loved Katie Holt's last book. Not in My Book was so much more than I expected, and I have been looking forward to her next book ever since. No lie, The Last Page was probably one of my most anticipated books of 2026. Unfortunately as you can tell from the title of my review, I ended up DNFing this book at 45%. Since my review policy allows me to review books that I've read 25% or more, here's a brief breakdown of why The Last Page didn't work for me.

Ella is one of those characters that think New York City is the best city in the world. Obviously, there's nothing wrong with loving where you come from, loving where you live or any of that. But it can be alienating to readers who don't come from the same location. I have never visited New York City so I can't say that I would love or hate it, but I know that I don't love big cities in general. Too many people in one place makes me anxious. And so I really have no desire to visit New York City. If the opportunity presented itself to me, I probably wouldn't turn it down because I'm open to having my mind changed on something like that. But it would probably not even be in my list of top ten cities or places to visit should I have my choice of locations. And it isn't even Ella's love of New York City that bothered me. It was her disdain for any place that isn't New York City. It was her put down of other places that bugged me.

Henry originally lived in New York but he grew up in Memphis. Sure the size of these cities doesn't really compare, but it isn't like he grew up in the corn fields of Kansas...or let's say the cotton fields of Alabama where I very much live. And so Ella's disdain for Henry's upbringing and all things that makes Henry a non-New Yorker was annoying to me.

Typical of New York and bigger cities in general, the left woke idealogoy permeated this book. Mentions of Bill Clinton in a positive light, George Washington as a fascist, Henry is a fascist, one side character is they/them, discussing people who wear tails and dress in speedos as normal, a new boss coming in and making changes in hopes of helping the store survive were mindblowing to all of the side characters and could only be a way of asserting himself in the most "toxic masculinity" way, anti-JK Rowling, anti-capitalism, anti-anything rural America, anti-anything non-New York, anti-anyone who disagrees with the main character's thoughts, but the ultimate dealbreaker for me was the pro-drag queen story time. None of this is surprising for anyone who comes from New York. This is the exact image in my head of a typical New Yorker and thus only serves to confirm that New York is not in fact for me.

As much as I was looking forward to The Last Page I was so let down. Ella wasn't a likeable character to me at all. And I assume she grows as a character and learns some lessons throughout this book, but I just had no desire to continue to force myself to read a book where the character (and potentially the author?) holds such disdain for things I value and places that aren't New York City. I wouldn't go as far as Henry when he says that "everyone" is automatically patient and kind, quick to smile and slow to judge" here in the South. That is a broad generalization that just blanketly isn't true. But you definitely will get a "bless your heart" before you get a much harsher cursing out. Having recently been on the tail end of a definitely f-you "bless your heart" I can say that it stings no less even if it is coated in sticky sour sweetness. Regardless, I'd rather be from po-dunk broke down, backwoods Alabama than stuck up, upside down New York freaking City. End rant. DNF'd The Last Page at 45% immediately after the positive inclusion of drag queen story time.

Sunday, May 10, 2026

Sunday Post - 05/10/26

The Sunday Post is a weekly meme hosted by Kimba @ The Caffeinated Book Reviewer ~this meme was inspired in part by ~ In My Mailbox~ It's a chance to share News. A post to recap the past week, showcase books and things we have received and share news about what is coming up for the week on our blog.

Monday was a normal school day. Monday evening we had baseball and softball closing ceremonies. Big Girl's team was runner up in the league, but that also means last place since there were only two teams in her age bracket. Big Boy's team was 3rd out of 6 teams. And then Little Boy's team was the league champions for his age group. Tuesday, we did some school in the morning and then went to my parent's house for a few hours. We grabbed my grocery pickup on the way home. Tuesday evening the big kids started back with martial arts. We are hoping that since we only took a month off for baseball and softball that we will still be able to belt test this cycle. We are also considering Little Boy starting up. Wednesday was a normal school day. Big Girl was supposed to have pitching practice, and we were going to take my parents out to eat to celebrate Mother's Day, but bad weather came through and we didn't do either. Thursday, the Big Kids had their nature class. Little Boy had earned a date with Mommy for good behavior at school. So we went out to get donuts, and we went to Target. We also ran into Walmart quickly before having to pick up the Big Kids. Thursday evening the big kids went to martial arts too. Friday, we changed course a little. We met some friends at a local playground in the morning. Then did a small amount of school for the day. We only have one school week left on our calendar, and we are all feeling the need for a break. Friday night, Big Boy had his baseball team's party at his coach's house. But Little Boy also had his preschool graduation. I am so thankful that the preschool does graduation because we don't have one for kindergarten since we homeschool. I did get emotional. All three of my kids went through this preschool program. The teachers were great. They made friends and learned a lot. And I can't believe my last baby is old enough for kindergarten this coming fall. Saturday, Little Boy had his team party. So I took him to that. Oh also, Friday was Husband and I's anniversary. 17 years. And today, of course, is Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day to all!

THE PAST WEEK

Monday: Review of The Duke's Bargain by Megan Walker (4 Stars)
Tuesday: Ten Authors I Wish Were Still Publishing New Books
Wednesday: Can't Wait for The Stranger I Love
Friday: Homeschool Friday - The Bad Seed

UPCOMING THIS WEEK:

Monday: DNF Reivew of The Last Page by Katie Holt
Tuesday: Top Ten Tuesday?
Wednesday: Can't Wait for Wednesday
Friday: Homeschool Friday - Gus Loses His Grip

NEW BOOKS:

Dire Bound (The Wolves Ruin, # 1)

By:

Publication: May 21, 2025 by Requited

605 pages

Genre: Adult, Fantasy, Romantasy

Source: Personal Kindle Library

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Goodreads description--Only the worthy survive the Bonding Trials. She’ll risk her life—and her heart—to be one of them.

Meryn Cooper has always hated the Bonded, elite warriors who form mental links with the massive, vicious direwolves they ride. While they live in luxury, Meryn struggles to keep her family out of poverty. When her little sister, Saela, is kidnapped—stolen across the border by the immortal monsters her country has spent centuries fighting—Meryn’s world falls apart.

Desperate to cross the front and save her sister, Meryn enlists in the army and is thrown into the deadly Bonding Trials, where any mistake will cost her life.

Now Meryn must survive four months of training at the castle. She is bound to a feral direwolf who refuses to communicate. The other trainees would love to spill her common blood. And her cold and beautiful instructor, Stark Therion, is eager to punish any weakness.

Everything is a competition, and everyone is out to get her—everyone except the dangerously handsome crown prince, whose attention adds another target to her back. In the castle, every smile hides a knife…and the halls hide dark secrets.

It’s bond or bleed. Duel or die. Failure is ruin.

Dire Bound contains mature content including depictions of graphic violence, and is therefore recommended for readers 17+. For a full list of tropes and TWs, please visit the author's website.

That's it for my shelves and recaps of my past and upcoming week. What did you add to your shelves this week? Any bookish news you want to talk about? Let me know!

Friday, May 8, 2026

Homeschool Friday - The Bad Seed

Homeschool Friday is a feature here at Somewhere Only We Know that showcases books my family reads during homeschool and provides a mini-review for each.

The Bad Seed (The Food Group, # 1)

By: Jory John

Illustrated By: Pete Oswald

Publication: May 8, 2018 by HarperCollins

40 pages

Genre: Children's, Picture Books, Level-2

Source: Personal Library

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Goodreads description--This is a book about a bad seed. A baaaaaaaaaad seed. How bad? Do you really want to know? He has a bad temper, bad manners, and a bad attitude. He's been bad since he can remember!

With Jory John's charming and endearing text and bold expressive illustrations by Pete Oswald, here is The Bad Seed: a funny yet touching tale that reminds us of the remarkably transformative power of will, acceptance, and just being you. Perfect for young readers, as well as anyone navigating their current world, The Bad Seed proves that positive change is possible for each and every one of us.

When I first read The Bad Seed I was a little torn. In some ways, it seemed like the seed was completely fine being bad. He seemed proud to be bad. There's an explanation of some hard things he's been through in his life. And now he's made up his mind to be better. I like that he chooses the be good in the end even though he isn't perfect. It shows that all people mess up sometimes, and that's okay. But the effort we make in trying to be good is what matters most.

Accelerated Reader lists The Bad Seed as a level-2 book. My son likes this book a lot, so he didn't fight me on reading it at all. I don't remember him stumbling on too many words. And I was so proud of him for getting "unremarkable" on the first try.

The Bad Seed gets 4 Stars from us. I felt a little conflicted on the messaging, but ultimately, we like the story. Have you or your child read The Bad Seed? What did you think? Let me know!

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

Can't Wait for The Stranger I Love

Can't-Wait Wednesday is a weekly meme hosted by Wishful Endings to spotlight and talk about the books we're excited about that we have yet to read. Generally they're books that have yet to be released as well. It's based on Waiting on Wednesday, hosted by the fabulous Jill at Breaking the Spine. Find out more here.

The Stranger I Love (Runaway Brides, # 1)

By: Anneka R Walker

Expected Publication: May 20, 2026

341 pages

Genre: Adult, Historical Fiction

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Goodreads description--When both attempt to flee their past, can love’s pursuit catch them?

Estelle Lowry has traded her privileged life for anonymity, running away to become Miss Estelle Lewis—governess and companion. But her carefully laid plans unravel when she discovers a man beaten and left for dead. Defying every rule of propriety, she rescues him, bringing him to safety. A connection sparks between the two strangers, yet his injuries keep his face obscured. Before he fully recovers, she is forced to leave in search of employment—without a name, a past, or any way to find him again.

Six months later, Estelle arrives at Rosemont Manor, determined to guard her heart—and her secrets. But her resolve falters when she finds herself drawn to the last man she should want: the brooding and unpredictable Lord Camden.

Atlas Camden has no time for distractions. Due to his complicated past, he is determined to shoulder his responsibilities and keep his family safe. The arrival of his sister’s new companion sets him at odds with himself. Miss Lewis is as headstrong as she is captivating—and far too often at the center of trouble, drawing both his attention and concern. His mother would be scandalized if she knew he was even entertaining romantic notions about a woman in service, let alone one who is half-Irish. Besides, a man with his history has no right to offer his heart—and even less to hope for one in return.

When secrets are revealed and trust crumbles, running from their past is no longer an option. Estelle and Atlas must choose between the new paths they’ve forged or the broken history to which they are still bound.

The Stranger I Love is full of longing, redemption, and courageous love. It is the first book in The Runaway Brides series and is a clean Victorian romance without explicit content.

What are you guys waiting on this week? Let me know!

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Ten Authors I Wish Were Still Publishing New Books

Top Ten Tuesday was created by The Broke and the Bookish in June of 2010 and was moved to That Artsy Reader Girl in January of 2018. It was born of a love of lists, a love of books, and a desire to bring bookish friends together. This week's topic is Top Ten Authors You Wish Were Still Writing Today
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  1. Katja Millay - Wrote The Sea of Tranqulity and hasn't published since.
  2. Leah Garriott - Published Promised and hasn't published anything since.
  3. Richelle Mead - Her last published book was in 2018. Granted, none of her later books compared to her Vampire Academy series for me, I would still like to read more by her.
  4. George R R Martin - As far as I can tell, George R R Martin is still publishing, but we all know that we're waiting for Winds of Winter which will probably never come.
  5. Stephenie Meyer - Your girl has been busy pursuing other paths, but I sure wouldn't mind some of those "other stories set in the Twilight world."
  6. Katie McGarry - Last published in 2024, but I still want more.
  7. Priscilla Glenn - Priscilla Glenn has two published books that I never knew about, but still, her last published book was in 2014.
  8. Robin LaFevers - Last published in 2020 unless she's writing under a different name.
  9. Tammara Webber - Last published in 2017. I want more.
  10. Jane Austen - I mean who wouldn't want more Jane Austen.

Which authors do you wish were publishing new books? Let me know!